Assorted Spoonerisms

  1. Mal-Wart
  2. Yoble Nuke of Dork
  3. Weel Stool
  4. Ty Flying
  5. Show Snowers
  6. Tapter Chest
  7. Bead a Rook
  8. Bamburger Huns
  9. Chess & Geck
  10. Tarp as a Shack
  11. Far and Teather
  12. Better Nate Than Lever
  13. Tillhoppers
  14. Characino Merries
  15. Chork Pops
  16. I received a Blushing Crow
  17. Filey Smace
  18. Polor Crinter
  19. Shilk Make
  20. The Rassgroots
  21. Oxford Advanced Dearner's Lictionary of Englent Currish
  22. Kurger Bing
  23. Shake a Tower
  24. Shilliam Wakespeare
  25. Wicrosoft Mord
  26. Billed Greef
  27. Bamhurger
  28. Columbia Broadcorping Castration
    (NOTE: an announcer apparently said this in the early days of live radio.)
  29. Mood Farket
  30. Stap Gop
  31. Most Navored Fation
  32. Mood Fart
  33. Click Dark
  34. Nopping Chuts
  35. SebWite
  36. Segetable Voup
  37. Nuck Chorris
  38. Theep in Dot
  39. Learn on the Tight
  40. Float Hopes
  41. She made me ream seal
  42. Ret Wain
  43. Noodle Frontity
  44. Boof Needle
  45. Barf Beeley
  46. Bust Duster
  47. Jew Nersey
  48. Wouble with my Tords (say: turds)
  49. scratch backing
  50. salt & sheker papers
  51. you're getting your merds wixed
  52. Wird Batching
  53. Mone Phart
  54. All Farts
  55. Stuffing Stockers
  56. Yozen Frogurt
  57. Munken Dronkey
  58. "We compleed agreetly about most things"
    (Hat Shaped Hat, Ani DiFranco)
  59. War Cash
  60. runny babbit
  61. bred and beakfast
  62. grillage ville
  63. "it ain't over 'til the fat sady lings"
  64. Copulation du Pape
    (In French Pape means Pope. This was supposed to be about South African population.)
  65. Kain Piller
  66. Bets and Pikes
    (as in "stay off the grass")
  67. creaming skids
  68. busty din
  69. brilly cheeze
  70. pist matches
  71. mood fart
  72. dot hog
  73. lacked punch
  74. Zonx Broo
  75. princle generables
  76. free trog
  77. Did you wake your dog for a talk?
  78. Do you drive a kick-up or a pamper?
  79. Did you leave your booze under the shed?
  80. Bowl Tooth
  81. None of these whites
  82. Bleaches and poohberries
  83. The braves are waking
  84. behulsive compavior
  85. runny babbit
  86. neck chow
  87. Wall Malker
  88. Sower Pander
  89. Yew Nork
  90. Tony Pail
  91. Fis, Pips and Cheese
  92. Chork Pops (traife)
  93. Squirrl Gout
  94. Bero Ar
  95. Chag 'o bips
  96. Jonah and the "whelly of the bale"
  97. Cold Cheer and Beesburgers
  98. one swell foop
  99. pistard and muckles
  100. shack snop
  101. prying fan
  102. Dean Bip
  103. cack snakes
  104. Snop Packle Crap
  105. Bristy Crinkley
  106. Brew Darrymore
  107. Top Part
  108. Chotato Pips
  109. Beat Mall
  110. Jeanut Putter and Belly
  111. Ratman and Bobin
  112. Boot Reer
  113. Bat Cox
  114. trusty ducks
  115. Men tinute marter quile
  116. stip lick
  117. flapanese jag
  118. hog louse
  119. sea poop
  120. froken binger
  121. Punk in Drublic
  122. Shake a Tower
  123. Well-Boiled Icicle
  124. Sopcorn Palt
  125. Eep Slapnea
  126. Banic Putton
  127. Hails of Bay
  128. Flower Shoor
  129. Plire Face
  130. Litty Kitter

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